Dear Friends and Family,

For the first time in a year and a half, we will be enjoying the company of all of our children (daughters, sons and son-in-law).  The time together is treasured and appreciated.

For the end of 2012 I leave you with my definition of True Friendship. I hope this brings a smile to your faces.

When you are sad…
I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue…
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile…
I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involve in.

When you are scared…
I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you’re NOT.

When you are worried…
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused…
I will use only little words.

When you are sick…
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.  I don’t want whatever you have.

When you fall…
I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I’ll help you up.

This is my oath…
I pledge it to the end.  Why? you may ask…because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Wishing you and your loved ones a Sweet and Peaceful Shabbat Shalom,

Lisa